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Post by Stoney on Feb 17, 2007 22:49:23 GMT -5
"...MISTER SONIC!" Cream shrieked, immediately tossing away any fear-driven shyness she might've had and pushing Cheese out of the way as she rushed to the hedgehog's side. "Mister Sonic, are you okay?!" Cheese was surprised yet again as he was roughly shoved aside, flapping his wings hard to right himself again in the air. He looked around in irritation, deciding whoever had just pushed him would be the first to feel the C-Bomb's wrath...and his eyes went wide as he spotted the culprit. NO! Bad Mistress! Don't go near the traitor hedgehog! Stop! Heel! ...Damn it. Definitely gonna have to have that talk with her later. Cheese followed Cream, his annoyance growing with each second.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 18, 2007 5:35:22 GMT -5
Bunnie just stood there staring blankly at everything in stunned silence as she struggled to take it all in and comprehend it. Time for a mental recount! Cream was here, and, somehow, was no longer roboticized. Dash was also apparently back and also deroboticized. Except... now he was apparently a cyborg. Oh yeah. And her best friend just kneed her boyfriend in the crotch and was pointing a gun at someone. Her mind came to one simple conclusion; This was so going to be one of those days. And as soon as she'd snapped out of her stunned stupor... she immediately turned her focus on what she deemed the most important issue at that moment. Namely, the fake who's just hurt one of her good friends. Instantly the rabbit's features twisted with anger as she dove at Sally, attempting to simultaneously snatch the firearm away and pin her to the ground. "Let's see ya'll try that that there stunt on me, ya cotton pickin' phoney!" [dice=6] And then... a wolf poked his head out the window of a nearby hut. "Yo! Cut the crap or take it elsewhe--" he paused and blinked. "--Hey, chick fight!"[rand=922643959062264241505403270703056611198199361275340067875063833347]
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Post by Lans on Feb 18, 2007 18:51:38 GMT -5
[dice=6] Sally saw Bunnie move out of the corner of her eye and tried to change her aim, but Bunnie was too fast, a bright blue beam from the pistol shot harmlessly into trees as it was knocked from Sally's hand and the two of them started to fall to the ground. However as they fell, Sally attempted to use a judo move to use the rabbot's momentum to toss Bunnie over her. [dice=6][rand=8554021900241697326792464807435792232636975042087537229782277897]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 18, 2007 23:02:05 GMT -5
[dice=6] Bunnie rammed right through the squirrel's defenses however, headbutting her and slamming her into the same wall Sonic had earlier. "Alright now, Sugah," she said in a deliberate tone. "Wha'd ya'll do with our Sally-girl?"[rand=88083759252591511476937973288704539905497553449844444926471175944]
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Post by Stoney on Feb 19, 2007 0:02:53 GMT -5
"STOP IT!" Cream suddenly cried, imposing herself between the squirrel and Bunnie with her arms held out wide as a living shield, as tears streamed down her cheeks. "STOP FIGHTING! CAN'T YOU SEE MISTER SONIC IS HURT??" Cream began to sob, clenching her hands into fists and holding them up to her cheeks. She hated it when people began fighting each other right in front of her. It left a nauseating feeling in her stomach that made her want to go find a quiet corner and vomit into it. "Please...stop the fighting..." She whispered, her eyes clenched shut. And now his mistress had just run into the middle of an intense battle between a gun-toting squirrel and a cyborg rabbit who looked strong enough to tear her in half. Cheese hovered there with a look of complete disbelief on his face for a few moments before he slapped his forehead with one stubby arm, his expression pained. That did it. He had to take out this frustration on someone. But who? He glanced around a bit before remembering the stunned hedgehog below him. Cheese descended a bit and gave Sonic a swift kick to the nose -- though it didn't do much since the chao's leg was rather soft and squishy, kinda like getting hit with a large marshmallow -- but Cheese felt satisfied nonetheless as he flew after his mistress, AGAIN.
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Post by Lans on Feb 19, 2007 0:15:41 GMT -5
Sally couldn't answer right then, as her head was spinning from Bunnie's headbutt. She tasted blood, and realized that she must have split her lip too. "Oh man, mondo uncool," Sonic said with a groan as he got to his feet. The space between his legs still ached, so he'd probably be a little bowlegged for a few minutes, but otherwise he was fine. "Don't worry kid..." he said to Cream, as he headed over to Bunnie, "...We'll stop the fighting just as soon as we get some ansewers out of this...ro...bot..." he stopped, blinking at something. "Bunnie, wait! Look at her lip." Indeed, the 'fake' Sally had a trickle of blood exending from her split lip.
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Post by DB on Feb 19, 2007 0:36:35 GMT -5
Lets see. He could of wandered off and avoided the GUN agent. But he didn't. Because watching the fight was too entertaining- because for once, it wasn't him.Besides that, he still needed info. Obviously, the GUN agent was from his world, afterall.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 19, 2007 19:42:46 GMT -5
Cream, however, suddenly found herself being whisked up into someone's arms. "Cream, honey, let them handle it! It'll be okay!" Vanilla tried to say soothingly, seeing the young child in turmoil. When she first heard Sonic speak it didn't quite register in her mind, but slowly, her eyes drifted down to the area he pointed out. She noticed the trickle of crimson on what she thought was supposed to be a robot's lip. Slowly she blinked, anger fading into confusion. Wait a moment. Blood? Since when did robots bleed?! Her eyes widened when realization finally donned and her jaw slacked open "Oh stars, Sally-girl?!"
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Post by Stoney on Feb 20, 2007 20:01:01 GMT -5
At first, Cream promptly began to struggle. "Lemme go Mommy! I have to stop them!" But then it became apparent that the two combatants were no longer combating, at least for the moment. And Mister Sonic was back up on his feet again and appeared fine. Cream drooped limply against Vanilla and cried in relief, still feeling that horrible clenching knot in her stomach that she always experienced when watching people hurt each other. She hated violence. Why couldn't everyone just get along? She gripped her mother's dress tight and wept into it. ....... They made the mistress cry. .............. That was unforgivable. Cheese glared at the rabbit and squirrel with glowing red demon-eyes, multiple veins throbbing visibly on his head as he bared his teeth in a snarl. This was the last straw for him. CHAO BOMB ATTACK. [dice=6][rand=05344132661167378806687801514421796781902537275265081287166936891]
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Post by Lans on Feb 20, 2007 21:18:03 GMT -5
[dice=6] And Sonic merely backhanded Cheese away as if shooing away a fly as he rushed over to Sally. "Sal, are you all right? We didn't mean to hurt ya but you were acting all funny and-" *WHACK!* Sally had just delivered a kick to Sonic's jaw. "Yep...she's...fine..." he said dizzily, and then he was out again. "You people...are in sooo much trouble, national hero or not, " Sally said with a nasty look in Sonic's direction. She then looked at Bunnie, who was still holding her. "Now would you mind letting me up, miss, so I can go aprehend the terrorist henchman and get some answers?" [rand=5584409533051394529250398135818345165165834982925234836933161543]
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Post by DB on Feb 20, 2007 23:53:23 GMT -5
Dash raised a hand in OBJECTION. "I find the term terrorist offensive." He then added, "I prefer lawfully challenged."
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Post by Stoney on Feb 21, 2007 20:16:06 GMT -5
Cheese tumbled through the air out-of-control and smacked into Dash's face at that moment. OVERRULED.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 21, 2007 23:17:55 GMT -5
Bunnie eyes widened when Sonic hit the ground again, subconsciously tightening her grip on the squirrel. She looked back and forth between her and Dash several times, and her ears drooped. "Will SOMEONE tell me just what in tarnation's goin' on here?! What the HOO-HAW has gotten in ya'll here, Sally-girl?! And why the heck ain't Cream or Dash robots?!"
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Post by Lans on Feb 22, 2007 0:31:25 GMT -5
"I really haven't the foggiest what exactly is happening, Miss." Sally said, while giving her restrainer a glare, "The only thing I am certain of is that you are interfering with the duties of a GUN agent! Namely: capturing that known terrorist!" she finished with a jerk of her head towards Dash.
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Post by DB on Feb 22, 2007 15:08:51 GMT -5
Dash pried the mashmellowy creature off his face with a disgruntled expression, holding it a good arm's length away from himself. He didn't dislike chao or anything, he just disliked when they smacked into his face."If everyone would just CALM DOWN maybe I could explain a bit..." he shot a glare at the ground squirrel. "...and if you'd STOP referring to me as a terrorist.."
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Post by Stoney on Feb 25, 2007 2:04:30 GMT -5
...A stranger was holding him. Cheese disliked it when strangers tried that -- the only one allowed to hold him was Cream. He smacked Dash with a frying pan while screaming "NOT THE MISTRESS" reacted instinctively and bit down as hard as he could on the fingers restraining him. Cream was still crying into her mom's dress, oblivious to the events going on around her. This could be considered a good thing, since discovering the continuing violence would only serve to upset her further.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 25, 2007 2:39:20 GMT -5
Vanilla knelt down to the young girl's height, cooing softly and stroking the fur between her ears gently while embracing her with the opposite arm. Bunnie on the other hand donned a hurt expression as she just stared at the squirrel. " Miss? That... that hurts, Sal..." she said in a heavy tone before sucking in a deep breath to settle herself. "Lookit ya'll! Ah don't know what all's happened to yer head, but ya'll ain't no agent or whateva, yer our princess and our leader! And the only thing poor sweet lil' Dash has done is wander off in a mess and get himself robo'd! Ya'll can't HARDLY hold him a terrorist fer THAT!" And by this time Lance wandered out, disappointed by the lack of actual fighting. He stepped up beside Dash and scratched the side of his head (more-so out of habit). "Yo Dash, what's going on out here?" the wolf paused with a look on his face like he'd left something turned on, blinked, then calmly looked back at the tenrec. Then his tail frizzed and he jumped. "DASH?!"
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Post by Lans on Feb 25, 2007 16:24:57 GMT -5
Sally was beginning to woder if she had actually fallen asleep at the meeting and this was all some dream, but then she noticed Lance. Her eyes widened, and looked back at Bunnie, taking in her robotic limbs as well. "...You flunkies might want to tell Dr. Finitevus that I don't know what sort of game he's playing..." She slowly slipped something out of her belt. "...but it's no longer amusing!" Sonic got up again, rubbing his sore jaw. He made sure to stay well back from Sally this time. He looked back at them just in time to see Sally getting ready to toss whatever it was she'd grabbed. "Bunnie, watch out!" Sally squeezed her eyes shut and looked away as she tossed a small ball up to eye level, which exploded into a blinding light. [dice=6][rand=2883583300755665502720102805515389793068982760437789292733918510883]
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Post by DB on Feb 25, 2007 20:56:48 GMT -5
(Something's wrong with my net at the moment, and my dice aren't working and global is appearing after every post of mine. So I had Jamie roll some dice for me, results are two 2s, the first was to determine if Cheese bit Dash's mechanical hand or not and the second was for the flashbang.) "Huh? Oh, hi La-" The greeting was cut short by a chomp. Now, Dash always had had mixed feelings regarding chao. Sometimes, he thought maybe it'd be fun to have one to have as a pet. But then he'd remember that he wouldn't really be able to afford to feed one, and that they were essentially like babies, which made him nervous, because he'd always be worried about dropping it or something.* Having a chunk of flesh nearly bit off by one also didn't help his thoughts on them. "OWWAAAH!"And thusly, the tenrec flailed, a small adorable marshmellowy blue creature apparently having latched on with the fangs of death.
" GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" And since he was preoccupied, he didn't notice the GUN agent's move, nor really pay much attention when Sonic called for his comrade to look out. Of course, he wasn't exactly looking in that direction either, as, well, he had marshmellowy death attached to him at the moment. So when the sudden flash of light came, he was only hit slightly affected. And by slightly affected, I mean it only hit him full brunt in one eye. One eye that he was now promptly blinded in. One eye that was also cybernetic and highly tuned to pick up things. Yeah. Not his day. "AUGH!"And then he stumbled backwards and fell over. Yeah. Not his day. *RETCONNED, LAWL.
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Post by Stoney on Feb 26, 2007 21:20:18 GMT -5
And Cheese was sent on the craziest ride of his life as the hand he'd bitten into suddenly became very active, very mobile and very determined to fling him off into oblivion and possible death. So he did the only thing he could under the circumstances: hold on for dear life, biting down harder to anchor himself as he suffered severe whiplash. His neck was definitely gonna be sore tomorrow morning.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 27, 2007 2:35:43 GMT -5
[dice=6] Vanilla looked up when he heard Sonic cry out, then turned sharply, pulling Cream away with her when the squirrel set off the flash bang. Yeah, this was looking like it was going to keep going downhill. When the flash cleared she glanced back long enough to be sure everyone was still safe for the moment before ushering Cream off. "Come on now honey, outta the way, let's get ya'll home..." Bunnie turned when Sally released what she'd grabbed. Being pretty much point blank when the flash went off, she cried out in pain and motioned to cover her eyes, releasing Sally in the process as she jerked away. [dice=6] Lance on the other hand turned and dove onto the ground, covering his head when the flash went off and managing to avoid it.[rand=335288843075391759575377298924863641879300120155837379687763143155]
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Post by Lans on Feb 27, 2007 13:57:17 GMT -5
Sally immediatly rolled away, grabbing up her stunner as she did. She then swept Sonic's legs out from under him and popped a shot off at the disoriented Bunnie. [dice=6][rand=1483902584784763281016452355986412036218749975896581228270001928]
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Post by Tony on Feb 27, 2007 22:48:13 GMT -5
There seemed to be quite a stir coming up over near where the struggle was occurring. Of course, unbeknownst to Sonic, there was some kind of skirmish going on. Not knowing this, he ran up and practically stopped on a dime, before staring at everyone with perplexed eyes. ".... Umm... Yeeeah, would someone mind telling me what the heck is--..." His eyes then suddenly FROZE, fixed upon the form of a... blue... hedgehog.... "... ... ... Oh, no! Not another copy of me! When the hell is Eggman going to get it into his skull that more of me isn't a good thing?!" This was going to prove to be fun.
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 27, 2007 23:29:20 GMT -5
[dice=6] Still too disoriented and blinded to be able to see, much less react, Bunnie cried out as the electrical shock raced through her, causing her to collapse onto her hands and knees.[rand=07929416569752896125283396506417704568613465706418195926180368938]
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Post by Lans on Feb 28, 2007 0:01:04 GMT -5
Sally turned to pop a shot off at Dash, but was slammed into from behind, sending her sprawling and knocking the stunner away again. "As Bunnie would say, I dunno what the hooha's going on, but I can't let you hurt anyone Sal!"
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Post by Jamie Lee on Feb 28, 2007 5:14:05 GMT -5
Lance, meanwhile, was in the process of pulling himself up to his feet, idly shifting his weight back and forth between them, debating with himself whether or not to bother getting involved. He glanced at the scene, glanced at his hut, looked back at the scene, looked at the second blue hedgehog who'd just appeared, looked at his hut, then back at the scene, then... ... Wait a minute. Second blue hedgehog? The wolf blinked several times, looking between the two, then shook his head to make sure he wasn't just seeing things. "... Yo Sonic, uh, since when did you have an identical twin?"
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Post by Stoney on Feb 28, 2007 15:07:31 GMT -5
Cream nodded unhappily as she was led away, once again not noticing the carnage. But then her head jerked upright when she realized she was missing something. Or rather, someone. "Where's Cheese?!" JAAAAANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIIING! Cheese was getting unbelievably dizzy at this point. The entire world was a big fat blur and it was making him lightheaded. The air, too, was rushing past him so fast that he couldn't breathe it in...he began to lose focus...everything went dark. And the chao's jaws tightened, biting off two fingers went slack as he passed out, making him get flung off Dash's hand at eighty miles an hour in a horizontal vector. (WHERE WILL HE LAND? 1=SEGASonic, 2=Bunnie, 3=Sally, 4=SatAMSonic, 5=Lance, 6=Cream) [dice=6] And the unconscious chao proceeded to kiss Bunnie's bent-over ass as he was plastered all over it. Man, that looked awkward.[rand=15836533221467108371624835059051412914157900787838954241538321266]
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Post by Tony on Mar 1, 2007 22:34:12 GMT -5
Sonic glanced at Lance, and gave him a perplexed look. " 'Identical Twin'? He's no twin, pal; He's just another one of Eggman's lame attempts to send some kind of ME-CLONE after me. Well, too bad for him, 'cause I'll just wipe him out too, just like all the rest! HYA!" With that, he -leaped- into the air, and took precious aim, before curling into his usual ball and spinning at high speeds, -hurtling- himself towards the blue imposter! [dice=6][rand=824095336475343491735409650631946766387000025287958922166182837]
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Post by Lans on Mar 1, 2007 22:43:37 GMT -5
[dice=6] However Sonic heard his double's boast and spun around in time to see him leap, and quickly dodged out of the way. "Whoa! Man, something mondoly weird is going down..." he muttered, then responded with a spindash of his own at the other Sonic [dice=6] Sally meanwhile had once again recovered her stunner, but she couldn't tell which Sonic was which, so instead she trained her sights on Lance and Dash. "Don't either of you move!"[rand=958264100915162820148383701556904023679496628092322324650142733554]
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Post by Jamie Lee on Mar 1, 2007 23:34:59 GMT -5
Lance glanced nonchalantly at Sally, coughed, scratched at one of his metallic ears, and rubbed his nose. Then he paused, giving a sly little grin. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you mean right this moment?" Bunnie, meanwhile, had been recovering from her electric induced stupor when she felt something soft and squishy... plop down onto her behind. She blinked, looking behind her at the strange blobby blue creature sitting in a rather awkward looking position... And promptly shrieked, jolting up into a standing position and jumping away from it.
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